If you can start you day without caffeine or “pep” pills,
If you can be cheerful and ignore aches, and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food day after day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs . . .
THEN
YOU
ARE
PROBABLY
THE FAMILY
DOG!
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