4 cups of intelligence
1⅝ cups of responsibility
2 cups of open-mindedness
1 quart of understanding
1⅜ teaspoons of initiative
Dash of judgment
1⅔ cups of sifted positive attitude
3 cups of ambition
2 cups of unbeaten patience
1 cup of tactfulness
4 cups of ability
Have all the ingredients at body temperature. Sift intelligence, ambition, and understanding together. Mix co-operation, initiative, and open-mindedness until dissolved. Add gradually ability, tactfulness, and responsibility. Stir in positive attitude and judgment thoroughly. Beat patience until smooth. Blend all ingredients well. Sprinkle liberally with cheerfulness and bake in oven of determination. When absorbed thoroughly, cool and spread with kindness and common sense.
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