Captain Edward A. Murphy is immortal. You might never have heard of him, but you’ve heard of a law named after him:
MURPHY’S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Now here’s your opportunity for immortality.
Just follow these three simple steps:
#1. Make up a law.
#2. Name it after yourself.
#3. Click here to submit it.
And then just wait for fame and fortune to come your way!
I’ll get the ball rolling . . .
GILBERT’S LAW: The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.
Here are some more:
MAXWELL’S LAW OF LOVE: All the good ones are already taken.
ED JONES’ LAW: The only thing I know for sure is – you cannot know anything for sure.
HELEN’S LAW: If it can’t be fixed with duct tape – it can’t be fixed.
WILLIAM’S LAW: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute force and ignorance.
PATTERSON’S LAW: The greater the challenge – the greater the reward.
SARGESE’S LAW OF TIME MANAGEMENT: Procrastination only pays off in the present.
KELLEY’S LAW: The more you worry . . . the more there is to worry about.
BROOKS’ LAW OF CATS: The more expensive an item in your home is – the more likely it is that your cat will destroy it!
SKWOR’S COROLLARY TO GILBERT’S LAW: The less you know, the more you’re convinced that you are right.
Now it’s your turn to become immortal. Just click right here.
Rob Gilbert
